Uber Christos

my  Uber  driver
              just  farted
-not  sure  what  the  protocol  is 
    the  Jesus  he  has  swinging
on  his  rear  view  mirror 
     has  one  hand
           and  one  foot  free 
from  the  spikes

      we’re  apparently 
making  a  break  for  it 
      once  he  gives
   me  the  signal