The Artist

 A brilliant artist, by the name
 of Mikus Austrums, painted the
 Last Supper on a single grain of
 rice! One art critic in his native
 Latvia, said it brought him to tears,
 as the lens of the microscope came
 into focus, and he gazed upon the
 tiny Lord Jesus.

 At the invitation of a renowned
 New York City gallery, he was flown
 first class and landed to much
 fanfare with a briefcase full
 of hundreds of beautiful works
 of art.

 His first rice painting on American
 soil was an homage to great American
 monuments, he painted the Statue of
 Liberty, Mt. Rushmore, and the Lincoln
 Memorial, all on a single grain of
 rice, it was his greatest
 accomplishment to date. An official
 unveiling of the painting was set
 for the coming Saturday, in
 conjunction with a fundraiser for
 The Greater U.S. Latvian Arts League.

 On the day of the event news about a
 Japanese artist from the Tokyo
 neighborhood of Shimokitazawa, made
 headlines in the States. He had just
 completed a rice painting which
 included the Statue of Liberty,
 Mt. Rushmore, the Lincoln Memorial and
 the Brooklyn Bridge.

 Staring out the window, Mikus
 recalled the 2 hour bus trips him
 and his mother would make to Riga
 in the summers, to visit the museums.
 What a waste, he thought, all those
 hours, all that art wasted on a
 fool like me.

 When the assistant curator for the
 gallery entered the rental apartment,
 to pick up Mikus Austrums for the
 show, he witnessed the distraught
 artist swallowing a final spoonful
 of rice.

 This is truth, when others call you
 artist, it is nothing, it means zero,
 but when you say you are artist,
 this is when your life is
 finished, there is no rescue from
 such a foolish thing. I want to go
 home please, now sir. I would like
 my final art, to be made
 tomorrow morning in the
 bathroom of my home in Talsi. 
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